CosmicTumbleDryer is what happens when you let Phil spend too much time amusing himself with “designs” that probably shouldn’t exist.
It started as piss-taking. Print-on-demand kept shouting “make a living wage with no effort!” Phil knew it was bollocks — but the idea stuck: if you can slap literally anything on a t-shirt, why the hell not push it to the edge? How far is too far? Turns out we still haven’t found the limit.
What began as a joke somehow spiralled into actual sales. People bought the shirts. Some even left 5-star reviews. Which is mad, really — who’s crazier? Us for making this junk, or you lot for proudly wearing it?
We’re not “designers” in the glossy, portfolio sense. We’re DIY punks with a printer, a bad sense of humour, and no patience for fashion’s nonsense. Every tee is satire, sarcasm, or just something Phil thought was funny at 2am.
And let’s be clear: when it comes to politics, we’re unapologetic. We believe solidarity isn’t optional, it’s urgent. We believe in a free Palestine. We believe the trans community needs our support, louder than ever. Our message is simple: if you don’t like our politics, we don’t care. If it means you don’t buy our stuff — you can fuck off.
CosmicTumbleDryer: born in bullshit adverts, raised on piss-taking, worn by the kind of people who know better — and wear it anyway.