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**Premium Misery Since Birth.**
A darkly sarcastic dystopian T-shirt for anyone who feels like modern life is just one endless cycle of work, bills, stress, and pretending everything is fine.
Inspired by corporate dystopia, punk culture, dark humour, and the strange reality of being a human in the modern world. This design is perfect for those who like their fashion with a little attitude and a lot of sarcasm.
**Perfect for fans of:**
• Punk and alternative fashion
• Dark humour
• Dystopian artwork
• Anti-corporate satire
• Black comedy
• Rebellious streetwear
Wear it as a reminder that life’s greatest achievement is surviving the subscription you never signed up for.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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