For those who like their humour filthy, their dignity questionable and their vocabulary unnecessarily formal.
USE ME AS YOUR LAVATORY
A wonderfully degrading T-shirt for anyone who appreciates dark humour, kink-inspired designs and making people do a double take.
The deliberately old-fashioned word “lavatory” makes this one even better. Because apparently being degraded wasn’t enough — it had to sound Victorian too.
Perfect for parties, festivals, nights out, or simply making strangers wonder what the hell they’ve just read.
Adult humour / kink-inspired design.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it’s extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!










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